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Progress: Science is Racist, Must be Abolished

Dem numbas an’ formulas be racys an’ shieet. Ain’t no nigga gon’ do dat.

Some racists claim that once White civilization falls and is replaced by vibrants, humanity will plunge into a dark age of primitivism, rampant disease, brutal violence and so on.

But they are once again proven wrong.

In South Africa, one of the first places where the White man was thrown down from his throne, the Blacks are pushing for progress at scales never before seen.


This is the future (and past?) of African tech. Get over it.


Students at the University of Cape Town in South Africa brought some interesting concerns before the science faculty this week: namely, they think science as it is currently understood must be abolished.

“The whole thing should scratched off, especially in Africa,” said one of the students.

The students are apparently known as “fallists.” Their hashtag is #ScienceMustFall. You can watch them make their case during a meeting here.

Essentially, these students believe that modern scientific understanding is too Eurocentric. One explained:

“I have a question for all the science people. There is a place in KZN called Umhlab’uyalingana. They believe that through the magic’ you call it black magic’ they call it witchcraft’ you are able to send lightening to strike someone. Can you explain that scientifically because it’s something that happens?”

Yeah, bigots?

Can you explain this?

B0CHMD Xhosa sangomas in Mgwali village, Eastern Cape of South Africa performing a cultural dance.

The White man has much to learn from African witch doctors, if only he listened.

Many people laughed at this remark because, well, witchcraft is not something that happens. But according to the student, witchcraft is like Isaac Newton’s theory of gravity—it’s just one way of explaining the world, among many.

Decolonising the science would mean doing away with it entirely and starting all over again to deal with how we respond to the environment and how we understand it,” the student continued.

No, but seriously, though.

Once we’re gone, these people are going to resume eating each other to gain magical powers.

Like, right away.


    All I can say is that Paul Kersey’s book “Whitey on the Moon” was right on target.

    • Deplorable KEK

      This goes far beyond my most pessimistic expectations. Witchcraft for fucks sake! Witchcraft that strikes lightning down upon people!